sam ash.

24 year old resident from Chicago. Photographer, street teamer, music lover, comedy nerd, twitter addict.
not the music store. thanks for asking.

I like watching...

Archer, Arrested Development, Bob's Burgers, Community, Supernatural

Favorite funny people
Pete Holmes, Kyle Kinane, John Mulaney, Hannibal Buress, Nick Thune, Marc Maron, Tig Notaro, Natasha Leggero, Amy Schumer, Doug Benson, Patton Oswalt, Anthony Jeselnik, David Hutsberger, Eugene Mirman, TJ Miller, Tommy Johnagin

If you like any of these bands, we can be friends:
Against Me!, AM Taxi, Anberlin, Anti-Flag, Archie Powell & the Exports, Bayside, Billy Talent, Brand New, Cake, Company of Thieves, Deal's Gone Bad, Direct Hit!, Dr. Manhattan, Fake Problems, Far From Finished, Frank Turner, George Harrison, Ha Ha Tonka, Hit the Lights, Into It. Over It., Jack's Mannequin, Jimmy Eat World, Koji, Lucky Boys Confusion, Minor Characters, Mixtapes, Model Stranger, Monty Are I, Motion City Soundtrack, Relient K, Riverboat Gamblers, Saves the Day, Say Anything, Scattered Trees, Something Corporate, State and Madison, Steel Train, Styx, Terrible Things, The Audition, The Beatles, The Clash, The Front Bottoms, The Gaslight Anthem, The Graduate, The Heyday, The Holy Mess, The Lawrence Arms, The Menzingers, The Rocket Summer, The Scissors, The Spill Canvas, Tommy and the High Pilots, Treaty of Paris, Urbanites, White Wives, & more.

My sites:
Stories From A Scene
Fuck Yeah Jack's Mannequin
Fuck Yeah Fake Problems
Fuck Yeah White Wives
Recent Tweets @sam_ash

This blog is pretty much all just reblogs, so here is my millionth attempt at a personal journal. 

Feel free to follow. Or don’t. I don’t give a fuck.

I sat here all day, thinking of nothing not doing a damn thing 
But I lay here at night dreaming of one day amounting to something 
And we spend way too much time convincing ourselves that there’s just not enough.
Tonight I’m living my life and telling the future to shut the fuck up.

Whoa, whoa.
Where does time go?
Whoa, whoa. 
Shit if I know.

I’m not quite sure how to focus on one thing my mind keeps on racing.
These responsibilities keep piling up, breaking, and re-accumulating.
I’m not quite sure that I can make it out alive.
I’m over committing and frankly neglecting the things that make my life worth living.

And we’re singing…
Whoa, whoa. 
Why can’t I say no?
Whoa, whoa. 
Just fucking say no.

I vie for time.
A constant fight over minutes and seconds
And over the pace and intensity of work schedules
And over the weeks and the days all those moments that fade away.
I need some time to unwind let tonight be my escape.

Whoa, whoa.
Tonight be my escape.
Whoa, whoa.
Tonight be my escape.

Don’t be sorry for feeling stupid
For falling into love when you shouldn’t
Because you’re just friends until you aren’t
Until he tells you all of the things you want to hear
Like “You’re so pretty. You don’t deserve this.
I can love you like no one has ever loved you.” 
And you’re so desperate that you believe it. 
You let him whisper in your ear until he hooks you.

Let him lie til you feel better.
Let him lie til you feel better.

You keep saying that it’s the last time
That you’re never going back
But you keep calling cause you’re unhappy
And he helps you to forget.
And when he fucks you, you feel wanted
Even if it only lasts for a moment
And when it’s over you feel empty
But you’d rather be deceived than be alone.

Let him lie til you feel better.
Let him lie til you feel better.

You can’t love yourself,
So you love someone else.

This song always ruins my day, but I love it :(

(via chrishealy)

Good news, guys. I don’t need to go to bed anymore ‘cause all of my dreams are coming true in the daytime.

But seriously.

I’m a simple woman, I like handsome bearded brunette men and breakfast food.

(via tonykdort)

(via tonykdort)

(via tonykdort)

Me: I just want to make out with someone and have it not be a big deal.
Friend: Well, we should make out.
Me: No, I’m good…

Didn’t really happen, but this is how it might as well have went down.



This guy knows.

Shirts available here.

Kyle Kinane appreciation life.

(via jimthepunkrockfan)