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July 2012

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Fuck summer. Can we fast forward to fall?

September:
- A Wilhelm Scream and Junior Battles
- Riot Fest

October:
- Lagwagon, Dead to Me, and the Flatliners
- The Early November and Cartel
- Fest

November:
- Propagandhi and the Menzingers
- The Front Bottoms and Cheap Girls 

And more, I’m sure.

Crying from excitement. 

Jul 31, 20121 note
#Punk #A Wilhelm Scream #Junior Battles #Riot Fest #Fest #Fest 11 #Lagwagon #Dead To Me #The Flatliners #Propagandhi #the Menzingers #Cheap Girls #The Front Bottoms #The Early November #Cartel
Well. Did not expect to see that in the "White Wives" tag.

I mean, I did, but I was hoping I wouldn’t.

Jul 30, 20121 note
#White Wives
Jul 30, 201221 notes
Jul 27, 201219,069 notes
Jul 27, 201235 notes
#pete holmes #team coco #television
Whatever was happening with this guy isn't happening.

And I’m sure it’s my fault.
I really hate myself sometimes. 

Jul 26, 2012
Jul 25, 20126,567 notes
Jul 25, 201291 notes
Colin Kane is at the Laugh Factory all this week.

An ENTIRE week. Is that really necessary?

I’m guessing ticket sales suck because the other night, the Laugh Factory tweeted “the first 10 people to retweet this will receive a pair of tickets.” A friend of mine got a bunch of free tickets from work. Megan Gailey, a very funny local comic, is opening for him, and she also has been giving away a ton. Colin also tweeted asking anyone if they wanted some, to which an acquaintance of mine responded he’d like some for his birthday, and Colin goes, “SURE! I can get you more than 10 if you want!” 

Way to go, dude. 

(Again, my dislike of this comic didn’t come from the fact that his tweets are lazy and misogynistic, or that he’s basically Dane Cook 2.0, but because he’s such a child. He got his fans to comment on this article (about Mark Leggett’s open letter to him), saying how funny he is and how much everyone else sucks. He then goes on to retweet all the “fuck the haters! lol” tweets he got from the fans. If anyone tweeted shit to him, they were immediately blocked. He says he’s an insult comic, but blocks anyone who insults him. He needs to grow up.)

Jul 24, 20123 notes
#Colin Kane #Comedy #Comedian
Conan O’Brien Producing Pete Holmes Late-Night Show for TBS | Vulture → vulture.com

popculturebrain:

Yes.

Shut up forever.
This is amazing. 

Jul 24, 2012158 notes
#pete holmes #late night #TBS #Conan O'Brien
Jul 17, 201230 notes
I don't know what to do with myself.

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Jul 17, 20122 notes
#Personal
Got super drunk for the first time last night.

That’s what I get for being a good audience member: a round of drinks from the emcee and another one from one of the comics. 

Fucking comedy shows.

Jul 17, 20124 notes
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Jul 16, 20121 note
#The Starting Line
He held my hand while I drove him home.

This doesn’t happen to me. I don’t know what to do with myself, really. Just gonna not remind myself (or remind him) that he’s 11 years older than me and it should all be good, right?

Jul 16, 20124 notes
The Slowest Drink At The Saddest Bar On The Snowiest Day In The Greatest City The Lawrence Arms

totheconfusionofourenemies:

them-and-us:

The Lawrence Arms-The Slowest Drink At The Saddest Bar On The Snowiest Day in The Greatest City

Summer’s gone, carry on
I’m a ghost in the dawn 

This is my ringtone. I make sure to turn it off whenever I go into Gingerman and Chris is working.

Jul 15, 201267 notes
Jul 15, 20123 notes
#Hannibal Buress #Kyle Kinane #Comedy #Comedian #Comedians
See you in three days, Nashville.

I was about to go and buy my $50 Megabus ticket to Nashville (what the hell? seriously.) when I remembered Greyhound was a thing. I’ve never used it, but I figured it wouldn’t hurt. The ticket was only $35 and it was an express: wifi, extra legroom, etc. Score.

I did, however, forget to buy a Dark Knight marathon ticket for Thursday, so while Nick is seeing that, I’ll probably go see Marc Maron at Zanies. Not mad.

I’m excited to see everyone. I have a feeling this trip to Nashville will be a lot better than the last.

I hate leaving Chicago, but right now, I just need to get out of here badly.

Jul 15, 20122 notes
Jul 14, 20127,210 notes

In reference to my last post, maybe not.

Maybe.

I don’t know.

I wish I didn’t get so hung up on people.

image

Jul 14, 20122 notes

Pretty sure this is the first time a guy has shown as much interest in me as I do in him. If we could just keep this up, that’d be great, thanks.

Jul 13, 20122 notes
I miss Steel Train.
Jul 11, 20123 notes
#Steel Train
The Front Bottoms & Cheap Girls.

Chicago and Normal in November.

Me = dead.

Jul 11, 20122 notes
#The Front Bottoms #Cheap Girls
Trailer for Mike Birbiglia's "Sleepwalk With Me." → trailers.apple.com

Based on comedian-turned-playwright-turned-filmmaker Mike Birbiglia’s successful one-man show, SLEEPWALK WITH ME turns passionate and personal storytelling into comic art. Birbiglia directed, co-wrote and stars as a burgeoning stand-up comedian struggling with the stress of a stalled career, a stale relationship threatening to race out of his control, and the wild spurts of severe sleepwalking he is desperate to ignore. Produced and co-written by Ira Glass (NPR’s “This American Life”), SLEEPWALK WITH ME features a stellar supporting cast that includes Lauren Ambrose (“Six Feet Under”), Carol Kane (Taxi), James Rebhorn (Meet the Parents), Cristin Milioti (“30 Rock”), and a sampling from the who’s who of today’s stand-up scene. Bursting with sincerity, Mike Birbiglia’s first foray into filmmaking marks the emergence of a hilarious and heartbreaking new voice.

You have no idea how excited I am for this movie. Sleepwalk With Me is one of my favorite stand up albums and this trailer is pretty much everything I could’ve wished for and more. There are some cameos by comedians I love, but I just about died when I saw Marc Maron. 

Fucking stoked. August 24th needs to get here now.

Jul 10, 20123 notes
#Mike Birbiglia #Sleepwalk With Me #Marc Maron #Kristen Schaal #Wyatt Cenac #David Wain
Play
Jul 10, 20127 notes
#Pete Holmes
Jul 10, 20122 notes
#Fake Problems
Jul 10, 20123 notes
#south jordan #Michael David Hall #Jesse Feister #Benton Kubicki #stephanie navarro #Bobby Campbell
Play
Jul 10, 20129 notes
#pete holmes #David Koechner #Anchorman #Ron Burgundy #Funny #Comedians
Jul 6, 20121 note
#Colin Kane
Warped is tomorrow.

Kinda snuck up on us. Chicago’s is usually later. I made up my list; it’s pretty small: Anthony Raneri, Anti-Flag, Bayside, Every Time I Die, I Fight Dragons, Into It. Over It., Koji, New Found Glory, Polar Bear Club, Stepdad, Taking Back Sunday, The Scissors, The Used, Yellowcard.

Hopefully I’ll have a good chance of schedules not conflicting. 

Remember how much 2010’s Warped ruled?: All-American Rejects, Far From Finished, I Can Make A Mess, The Rocket Summer, AM Taxi, Fake Problems, Riverboat Gamblers, Deal’s Gone Bad, Andrew W.K., Flatfoot 56, The Flatliners, The Frantic, Motion City Soundtrack, New Years Day, Polar Bear Club, Reel Big Fish, The Swellers, Terrible Things, Alkaline Trio, Face to Face.

I miss that.

Jul 6, 20124 notes
#Warped Tour
Just downloaded every podcast featuring Pete Holmes

Because he is a sweet prince and his joy brings me happiness.

I have a problem.

Jul 6, 20127 notes
#Pete Holmes
Jul 6, 201256 notes
#pete holmes #you made it weird #podcasts #art #artwork #Illustration #photoshop #nerdist
Play
Jul 6, 20128 notes
#Nerdist #Mad Men #Jon Hamm #Vincent Kartheiser #Rich Sommer #Matt Weiner #Pete Holmes #Chris Hardwick #Weird Al #Jonah Ray
Jul 6, 201292 notes
Anyone else think these Tumblr pins are annoying as FUCK?!
Jul 5, 20126 notes
#tumblr pins #what the fuck
Play
Jul 3, 20123 notes
#south jordan #all inside my head
Have a good day, all. I know I will.

mollycowan:

LotR all day with the boy.

Fuck you guys. Stop being cute.

Jul 1, 20123 notes
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