sam ash.

23 year old resident from Chicago. Photographer, street teamer, music lover, comedy nerd, twitter addict.
not the music store. thanks for asking.


Fan of

Archer, Arrested Development, Bob's Burgers, Community, Supernatural

Favorite funny people
Pete Holmes, Kyle Kinane, John Mulaney, Hannibal Buress, Nick Thune, Marc Maron, Tig Notaro, Natasha Leggero, Amy Schumer, Doug Benson, Patton Oswalt, Anthony Jeselnik, David Hutsberger, Eugene Mirman, TJ Miller

If you like any of these bands, we can be friends:
Against Me!, AM Taxi, Anberlin, Anti-Flag, Archie Powell & the Exports, Bayside, Billy Talent, Brand New, Cake, Company of Thieves, Deal's Gone Bad, Death Cab For Cutie, Direct Hit!, Dr. Manhattan, Fake Problems, Far From Finished, Frank Turner, fun., George Harrison, Ha Ha Tonka, Heypenny, Hit the Lights, I Fight Dragons, Into It. Over It., Jack's Mannequin, Jimmy Eat World, Koji, Lucky Boys Confusion, Ludo, Minor Characters, Mixtapes, Model Stranger, Monty Are I, Motion City Soundtrack, Relient K, Riverboat Gamblers, Saves the Day, Say Anything, Scattered Trees, Something Corporate, State and Madison, Steel Train, Styx, Terrible Things, The Audition, The Beatles, The Clash, The Front Bottoms, The Gaslight Anthem, The Graduate, The Heyday, The Holy Mess, The Lawrence Arms, The Menzingers, The Rocket Summer, The Scissors, The Spill Canvas, Tommy and the High Pilots, Treaty of Paris, Urbanites, White Wives, & more.

My sites:
Stories From A Scene
Fuck Yeah Jack's Mannequin
Fuck Yeah Fake Problems
Fuck Yeah White Wives
Facebook
Twitter
Last.FM
Flickr

Got paid yesterday, but it was also the day the state decided to take the money I owe from taxes, so for the millionth year in a row, I’m going to be broke on Record Store Day. 

GPOY.

(via juicyjacqulyn)

okay.

okay.

05/26 & 27 - Anti-Flag/Hostage Calm (Make Do and Mend/The Swellers/Worship This!/World’s Scariest Police Chases)
05/30 & 31 - Alkaline Trio/Bayside/Off With Their Heads
06/01 & 02 (maybe 03) - The Menzingers/Fake Problems/Restorations/Captain, We’re Sinking
06/06-08 - Limestone Comedy Festival
06/10 - Frank Turner/The Architects
06/11 - Japandroids
06/11-06/15 - Just For Laughs Festival
06/15 - AM Taxi 
06/23 - Andrew McMahon/Allen Stone
06/27 - The Front Bottoms/A Great Big Pile of Leaves
06/28 - Andrew McMahon/Allen Stone

I need this so hard right now.

Yep.

(via rati0nalgaze)

Just a note to all people planning on giving blood, remember it only has a shelf life of 42 days. After 9/11, so many people donated that there was a glut of blood in the system and much of it expired on the shelves, unused, because there was more than needed. ALso, if you donate right now, you will not be eligible to donate again for 8 weeks, so about a month after 9/11 there was a bit of a shortage, because many people couldn’t donate again for several weeks.

Consider delaying your donation for a week or two to insure a good steady flow of blood that will allow blood banks to replenish their inventory. Most blood banks in the United States are part of an emergency sharing system and will be shipping ready to transfuse products to Boston if they are needed. Spacing out donations insures everyone will have blood to provide their community in the coming weeks.

SA forums goon Epiphyte (via vastderp)

Useful information!  Please consider spacing out your donations! (and if you can, please donate)

(via kylarenee)

growlithed:

i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross

(via circumcisions)

Me, always.

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