23 year old resident from Chicago. Photographer, street teamer, music lover, comedy nerd, twitter addict. not the music store. thanks for asking. Fan of Archer, Arrested Development, Bob’s Burgers, Community, Supernatural Favorite funny people Pete Holmes, Kyle Kinane, John Mulaney, Hannibal Buress, Nick Thune, Marc Maron, Tig Notaro, Natasha Leggero, Amy Schumer, Doug Benson, Patton Oswalt, Anthony Jeselnik, David Hutsberger, Eugene Mirman, TJ Miller If you like any of these bands, we can be friends: Against Me!, AM Taxi, Anberlin, Anti-Flag, Archie Powell & the Exports, Bayside, Billy Talent, Brand New, Cake, Company of Thieves, Deal’s Gone Bad, Death Cab For Cutie, Direct Hit!, Dr. Manhattan, Fake Problems, Far From Finished, Frank Turner, fun., George Harrison, Ha Ha Tonka, Heypenny, Hit the Lights, I Fight Dragons, Into It. Over It., Jack’s Mannequin, Jimmy Eat World, Koji, Lucky Boys Confusion, Ludo, Minor Characters, Mixtapes, Model Stranger, Monty Are I, Motion City Soundtrack, Relient K, Riverboat Gamblers, Saves the Day, Say Anything, Scattered Trees, Something Corporate, State and Madison, Steel Train, Styx, Terrible Things, The Audition, The Beatles, The Clash, The Front Bottoms, The Gaslight Anthem, The Graduate, The Heyday, The Holy Mess, The Lawrence Arms, The Menzingers, The Rocket Summer, The Scissors, The Spill Canvas, Tommy and the High Pilots, Treaty of Paris, Urbanites, White Wives, & more. My sites: Stories From A Scene Fuck Yeah Jack’s Mannequin Fuck Yeah Fake Problems Fuck Yeah White Wives Facebook Twitter Last.FM FlickrTumblr (3.0; @sam-ash)http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdijrskVd51rhi0rbo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-potter-tardis.tumblr.com/post/46615841865/thingsthatlooklikeellie-greeneyesnblueskies">the-potter-tardis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thingsthatlooklikeellie.tumblr.com/post/44653642861/greeneyesnblueskies-tattooed-veins">thingsthatlooklikeellie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://greeneyesnblueskies.tumblr.com/post/44124363901/tattooed-veins-thelegendofbri-the-little-one">greeneyesnblueskies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tattooed-veins.tumblr.com/post/43242055811/thelegendofbri-the-little-one-runs-straight">tattooed-veins</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thelegendofbri.tumblr.com/post/42307843406/the-little-one-runs-straight-into-a-tree-so">thelegendofbri</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the little one runs straight into a tree. so fucking cute. </p> </blockquote> <p>holy fuck. i think i have elephant feels.</p> </blockquote> <p>He was texting</p> </blockquote> <p>Go home Elephant, you’re trunk.</p> </blockquote> <p>Everyone on this website…</p> </blockquote>http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50738848416http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50738848416Sat, 18 May 2013 11:47:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af2e87aad00ede1a60eb311b685900d0/tumblr_mmvrufCODr1qh3spqo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cas-hellodean.tumblr.com/post/50681014054/thishunterneedsyou-evildiorama">cas-hellodean</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thishunterneedsyou.tumblr.com/post/50565977725/evildiorama-auuughghghghgh-castiels-first">thishunterneedsyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://evildiorama.tumblr.com/post/50564271441/auuughghghghgh">evildiorama</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>AUUUGHGHGHGHGH</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Castiel’s first experience of the human emotion of true sorrow</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>fuck off this doesn’t need a commentary</p> <p>IT HURTS ENOUGH</p> </blockquote>http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50681869242http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50681869242Fri, 17 May 2013 17:38:49 -0500<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mAkSIJ9BSi8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://growinguponacouch.tumblr.com/post/49865973242/against-me-bastards-of-young-replacements">growinguponacouch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Against Me! - Bastards of Young (Replacements cover)</p> <p>This is what it’s all about</p> </blockquote>http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50672623425http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50672623425Fri, 17 May 2013 15:27:43 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c4928d8990a0ae71d307b9f8e58a018f/tumblr_mmyhtjwaj41qbwbiro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>I’m 23 years old, so it’s okay if I make a spiked milkshake after lunch if I eat all my vegetables, right?</span></p>http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50666611693http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50666611693Fri, 17 May 2013 13:53:43 -0500<p>Next few months look a little something like this:</p> <p>May</p> <ul><li>26: Anti-Flag, Make Do and Mend, Hostage Calm, &amp; World&#8217;s Scariest Police Chases</li> <li>27: Anti-Flag, the Swellers, Hostage Calm, &amp; Worship This!</li> <li>30-31: Alkaline Trio, Bayside, &amp; Off With Their Heads</li> </ul><p>June</p> <ul><li>1-2: The Menzingers, Fake Problems, Restorations, &amp; Captain, We&#8217;re Sinking</li> <li>4: The Hush Sound, Hockey, River City Extension, Genevieve (from Company of Thieves), &amp; Lucas Carpenter</li> <li>6-8: Limestone Comedy Fest</li> <li>10: Frank Turner &amp; the Architects</li> <li>11-16: Just For Laughs Fest</li> <li>15: AM Taxi &amp; the Architects</li> <li>22: Manchester Orchestra &amp; Into It. Over It</li> <li>23: Ha Ha Tonka</li> <li>27: The Front Bottoms &amp; A Great Big Pile of Leaves</li> <li>28: Andrew McMahon &amp; Allen Stone</li> </ul><p>July</p> <ul><li>8: Anberlin</li> <li>13: Company of Thieves; Masked Intruder/Elway/Sam Russo/Brendan Kelly</li> <li>19: Tallhart &amp; From Indian Lakes</li> <li>20: Warped Tour (Chicago)</li> <li>24: Warped Tour (STL)</li> <li>27: Man Man</li> <li>28: Ted Leo &amp; the Pharmacists</li> <li>31: Warped Tour (Milwaukee)</li> </ul><p>And hopefully my friend who works for Lollapalooza can hook me up so I can see the Postal Service and New Order.</p> <p>With all of this, plus Riot Fest and FEST in a few months, I don&#8217;t even know how I&#8217;ll be able to survive. Can&#8217;t handle the club right now.</p>http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50589819192http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50589819192Thu, 16 May 2013 13:27:44 -0500<p>Let&#8217;s do this.</p>http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50582275265http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50582275265Thu, 16 May 2013 11:05:00 -0500riot fest<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4671a51108720060554b8e226cb9cf7/tumblr_mmi8eqgfEE1qilgmdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50435675881http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50435675881Tue, 14 May 2013 14:13:17 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1da6b36d446fd282d22259f33100ce04/tumblr_mlqv2wJ3RZ1qekndso1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6c18181c6d72e9f36aab2bc4bd2ba913/tumblr_mlqv2wJ3RZ1qekndso2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/96b256832bf3775555e5657c408df73c/tumblr_mlqv2wJ3RZ1qekndso3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d5ded0976db4d25d6f7d6e3416e94e0d/tumblr_mlqv2wJ3RZ1qekndso4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/43ca3abc5d1f16569a5180816c6af28c/tumblr_mlqv2wJ3RZ1qekndso5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/56afe660e70d1826cd4b33da8dce7967/tumblr_mlqv2wJ3RZ1qekndso6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dogjournal.tumblr.com/post/48772144305/photographer-tours-shelters-to-help-dogs-get">dogjournal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>PHOTOGRAPHER TOURS SHELTERS TO HELP DOGS GET ADOPTED - <em>“</em><em>Our mission is to provide shelter staff and volunteers with the resources to successfully groom and photograph shelter pets, helping give them the second chance they deserve.”</em></strong></p> <p><span><span>The </span><span></span><a href="http://www.onepicturesaves.com/">One Picture Saves a Life</a><span> initiative teaches animal shelters how to groom and photograph the shelter animals to present them in the best light (probably both literally and figuratively) for adoption. Photographer Seth Casteel is currently touring various shelters in the U.S. to put on workshops. You may be familiar with Casteel’s </span><span></span><a href="http://www.littlefriendsphoto.com/index2.php#!/home">Underwater Dogs</a><span> series. The photos above are examples of how different the dogs look depending on how they are presented.</span></span></p> <p>In addition to Casteel, <a href="http://www.johnpaulpet.com/">John Paul Pet</a>, <a href="http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/ars/home">The Animal Rescue Site</a>, <a href="http://greatergood.org/">GreaterGood.org</a>, and the <a href="http://www.petfinderfoundation.com/">Petfinder Foundation</a> are all partners in this endeavor. Click <a href="https://www.facebook.com/onepicturesavesalife">here</a> to learn more about One Picture Saves a Life. You can also donate to this cause by clicking <a href="https://theanimalrescuesite.greatergood.com/store/arst/item/51893/?origin=ARS_ADGROUP_OnePictureSaves_GTGMLink">here</a>. <em>(Photos from One Picture Saves a Life)</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Crying.</p>http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50435657692http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50435657692Tue, 14 May 2013 14:13:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab8cae38e1223724d6d831d8f545441d/tumblr_mlffiknNQx1sowupro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50373841186http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50373841186Mon, 13 May 2013 17:48:08 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma07414XXx1r4pwt8o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma07414XXx1r4pwt8o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50373717646http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50373717646Mon, 13 May 2013 17:46:29 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/14400c26e6719e858955d74c8a6835e7/tumblr_mmoy13mFX71qbwbiro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Met the folks from Professor Blastoff yesterday. So happy. </p>http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50261378455http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50261378455Sun, 12 May 2013 10:07:51 -0500professor blastoffaaron burrelltig notarokyle dunnigandavid huntsberger<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/49943713775/can-someone-please-pick-up-kyle-kinanes-show">jadedpunk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2c3d74af6f2a14ca8ce95c31404e3c5e/tumblr_inline_mmhpzgzw7O1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>Kyle Kinane, the funniest dude in punk rock (or the most punk rock dude in comedy, depending on how you look at it) filmed a pilot last summer called Kyle Kinane’s Going Nowhere. The pilot is great. You can watch it below. Kyle travels the country, talking to “sexperts,” trying on S&amp;M outfits, and hanging with wizards.</p> <p><a href="http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/49943713775/can-someone-please-pick-up-kyle-kinanes-show">Read More</a></p> </blockquote> <p>How did I not know about this?</p>http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50170672091http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50170672091Sat, 11 May 2013 10:25:42 -0500Kyle Kinane<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbpr2rxgk21qj6juso3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbpr2rxgk21qj6juso2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbpr2rxgk21qj6juso4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbpr2rxgk21qj6juso1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>This guy did my buddies’ album cover.</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/44482397/The+Years++Album+Cover.jpg"/></p>http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50028733867http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50028733867Thu, 09 May 2013 14:25:21 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d9gnSJWg1r5zq6ao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://die-thylamide.tumblr.com/post/49786451683/sugar-spice-and-a-lil-somethin-for-the-homies">die-thylamide</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sugar, spice, and a lil somethin for the homies</p> </blockquote>http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50020417595http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50020417595Thu, 09 May 2013 11:54:41 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4b0b7b460bf13d791b6f0966f1a9a6d6/tumblr_mklpopMvtS1rkiy6bo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/32eaede3164bceebc6fbeae49fecbea1/tumblr_mklpopMvtS1rkiy6bo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50019555376http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50019555376Thu, 09 May 2013 11:37:44 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a617eedb011dff0d0a91def806e763a/tumblr_mmjhgn81Wh1rflkf7o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3aa061dfa848c0be62c272dbf073cccf/tumblr_mmjhgn81Wh1rflkf7o1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e1db9217e63d9cc4a92a9321b03a4969/tumblr_mmjhgn81Wh1rflkf7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/23e8ccecd1d9a9857e6290234d854c8a/tumblr_mmjhgn81Wh1rflkf7o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c2f0ee519dc3f30eed82b08c4a1bfb91/tumblr_mmjhgn81Wh1rflkf7o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c4123f0f142b710c3b650202b34b7258/tumblr_mmjhgn81Wh1rflkf7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buzzfeedfood.tumblr.com/post/50018761054/34-signs-you-grew-up-filipino">buzzfeedfood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleyperez/signs-you-grew-up-filipino">34 Signs</a> You Grew Up Filipino</p> </blockquote> <p>YEP.</p>http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50019202473http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/50019202473Thu, 09 May 2013 11:30:45 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/709584508a4be79e7899b620454cff3b/tumblr_mmi4zvLvru1qbwbiro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>YOU GUYS.</p>http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/49965907996http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/49965907996Wed, 08 May 2013 17:55:00 -0500pete holmesjust for laughsjust for laughs chicagojflstand up comedystand upcomedycomedy festival<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4dy2zGoTH1qcec9uo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/49900989725http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/49900989725Tue, 07 May 2013 20:48:35 -0500<p>#literalpetpeeve</p>http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/49897773698http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/49897773698Tue, 07 May 2013 20:10:44 -0500<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A0tfgbbx3n9EFL4fKIAQRBC&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://darkskytourist.tumblr.com/post/49860669958/i-just-cant">darkskytourist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I just can’t</p> </blockquote> <p><3</p>http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/49869374557http://sam-ash.tumblr.com/post/49869374557Tue, 07 May 2013 13:55:34 -0500